If you’ve always wanted to be cursed out be a Happy Meal, then you have some very strange ambitions. 

Also, today is the day to get to the Golden Arches before the piece of crappy plastic in the clip above gets discontinued.

It seems that parents across the country are complaining that the toys being handed out by McDonald’s to promote the new movie Magic Mike XXL (Just kidding; it’s Minions) are giving their kids a crash-course in four-letter words.

Specifically, the toys supposedly say, "What the f–k?" and "Well, I’ll be damned."

As hilarious as it is to think of those phrases being shouted in squeaky Minion voices, you can see how the whole thing might be upsetting to parents with young kids.

McDonald’s has yet to issue a statement, but some folks on social media say the parents are imagining things, and the Minions’ dialogue is completely G-rated.

It’s officially the greatest toy debate since the brouhaha over Breaking Bad action figures.

Watch the clip above to decide for yourself if these Minions are despicable.

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